We heap praise upon a fleshy appendage that has given us hours of pleasure but which has also been prone to abuse: Our opposable thumbs.
Oh how we long for the glory days of man, those days when hygiene was merely a figment of our imagination. Our genetic memories still retain the days of yore [...]
Entries from September 26th, 2008
Thumbs Up!
September 26th, 2008 No Comments
Tags: basted · dinner dates · free vasectomy · men's language skills · text messaging · texting · thumbs · Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps
Heavy Traffic
September 24th, 2008 No Comments
The Bacchanalian romp through Ancient Rome’s best orgies. The venereal visit to Casanova’s Venice. But there is no tour that is as well-lubricated as The Prostitute Information Center’s (PIC) guide to Amsterdam’s De Wallen a.k.a. the red light district. And when a red light goes off in De Wallen, you are certain that there is [...]
Tags: Amsterdam · De Wallen · Disneyland · DOMs · KTVs · mushroomburger · Oude Kerk · Prostitute Information Center · sex museum · transexuals · yaya
Weird Science
September 19th, 2008 No Comments
Women call it flirting. Men call it prolonged torture.
Wallow in self-righteous zeal my fellow alpha males, I have finally confirmed the reason why yaya started giving me goo-goo eyes ever since I sprouted hair on my chest: Women have been chasing after men all along, and not the other way around (Keep your hands to yourself, [...]
Tags: adult movie film awards · biology of attraction · eibl-eibesfeldt · first move · flirtation · Flirting · hip-to-waist ratios · yaya
Window Shopping
September 17th, 2008 No Comments
Ah, Amsterdam, the home of wooden clogs, tulip festivals and live sex shows.
The Dutch people have always been renowned for their culture of tolerance. It’s the prevailing ethic of this northern European city: Hey, since we’re all individuals, then you can do whatever you damn please. Want to smoke some weed? Here’s the menu. Looking [...]
Tags: Amsterdam · Chickita's Sex Paradise · coffeeshops · De Wallen · Dutch · Prostitute Information Center · Red light district · window displays
Stink so good
September 12th, 2008 No Comments
You smell good enough to mate.
Aside from the occasional butter knives that were surgically removed from the orifices of the male participants, a recent speed dating event I attended in Manila proceeded without need of police supervision. However, I was quite wary of the claims made by the organizers regarding the elusive “spark” that [...]
Tags: boar urine · cologne · hamsters · immune systems · mojo · pheromones · secretions · singit · speed dating · yaya
