I have seen the enemy. I have not only seen the enemy. Apparently, I sleep with her every night.
You see, I always considered myself a “player” (Among the younger set, this term is better known as ‘playah’. Among the older generation, this is better known as pabling. Among the general populace, this is better [...]
Entries from December 27th, 2008
The Magical Mystery Tour
December 17th, 2008 No Comments
Ladies, I have seen the enemy. And it is me.
Well, it could have been me if my wife hadn’t rescued me from the heathen, dirty magazine, asymmetrical-forearm-filled world of bachelorhood, and made me kaladkad (and very happily I might add) into the domestic, sleaze-free world of soiled diapers and calamansi-smelling bedsheets.
Because if I [...]
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Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet….
December 10th, 2008 2 Comments
In today’s column, we honor a staunch supporter of the country’s lubricant and taxi cab industry: Victoria Court.
There are many memories that we have of our favorite motel that will never be recounted without the benefit of a Supreme Court ruling. After all, this is the favorite destination for those who like to don [...]
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Great Balls of Fire
December 3rd, 2008 No Comments
Let us celebrate what Dingdong Dantes has in excess, what Boy Abunda had an optional use for, and what Jocjoc Bolante sorely lacks. Let us celebrate testosterone.
Don’t fret though, my three female readers. The male species is not swapang (greedy) when it comes to testosterone. After all, you’ve all got some minute amounts of testosterone [...]
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