There is a space where infinity grew in a world that once belonged only to my wife and I.
It happened to us during those in betweens. In between inching forward on those kilometric lines leading towards the Vatican Museum. In between gliding through the Hall of Mirrors in the Sun King’s summer palace in [...]
Entries from March 31st, 2009
Age of Aquarius
March 31st, 2009 No Comments
Tags: baby · birth · childbirth · contraction · episiotomy · Good Night Moon · lamaze · post-partum depression · pregnancy · pregnancy kit · weight gain
Text off
March 25th, 2009 No Comments
We praise our favorite male appendage that has given us endless hours of pleasure, but which has also been a victim of frequent abuse: Our opposable thumbs.
There are many ways to secure a date with a woman that will not require coercion, self-flagellation or public humiliation. One of the more obvious ways to get [...]
Tags: courtship rituals · No Girlfriends Since Birth · small talk · text messaging · texting · Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps
Yoga Manila
March 21st, 2009 No Comments
Dear friends,
Please do check out Yoga Manila’s spanking new website:) It’s http://www.yogamanila.com/
My wife, Vanessa, and I make a guest appearance at the site as the poster children for Pre-Natal Yoga.
And I also managed to wiggle my way in as one of the teachers of Yoga Manila as well:) http://www.yogamanila.com/teachers-16.html
Hope to see you guys on [...]
Tags: Ashtanga Vinyasa Yoga · Ashtanga Yoga · Yoga · Yoga Manila
Smells Familiar
March 19th, 2009 No Comments
What exactly is that “spark” a woman refers to when she meets that man whom she wants to exercise her biological imperative with? Is that “spark” a result of hormonal imbalance, static electricity or spontaneous combustion?
During a speed dating event that I once observed (purely for anthropological purposes. And for comic relief as well), I [...]
Tags: boar urine · castrum · civet cat · cologne · female boars · hamsters · perfume · peri-anal glands · pheromones
